The Empire of Sealand newam is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 521 million Sealand newamians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newam. The average income tax rate is 53.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Sealand newamian economy, worth 31.5 trillion Bit dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,469 Bit dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

When their backs are against the walls Sealand newamians look out for gay men, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', they say that Sealand newamians made a dessert and called it peace, and robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sealand newam's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sealand newam is ranked 263,475^th in the world and 6,382^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 1.09 flags saluted per person per day.